My name is Gordo (not really) and I’m a 47 year old (not really) dude with a wife and four kids (not really). I went through a string of lousy financial advisors in Canada and the United States (I’ve somehow managed to move back and forth quite often between the two countries). I’m currently residing in Toronto, Ontario.

I’ve been burned quite badly by these guys that I paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to and now I manage half my portfolio myself and I’ve found an advisor that I trust (so far) to manage the other half. I’m his only client and the half of the portfolio he manages is more than enough to keep him comfy and I only pay him a 0.35% annual fee. I’ll spare you the math – I’m retired many times over because I sold 49% of my company for kajillions.

I once beat up one of my financial advisors (he actually suggested it because he lost so much of my money), but things went sour after that (I went a bit overboard). Long story. These days I like to expose financial phonies and other misinformation so I’ve set up this site.

In my spare time I like to sue morons.

By reading this website, you understand it is for entertainment purposes only. Always consult with a qualified financial advisor before making any decisions about anything. I realize that is about as likely as finding a unicorn. Destiny is not without a sense of irony I guess.